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I always come too late to tfln so I decided to just make an entry here for Lace. Anyone is free to respond and I'll prob add more periodically.


1. Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.

2. I've been rehabbing my life with cheese and wine lately. No, it doesn't do anything for me, but it's nice to pretend.

3. Nuu is drunk and texting me pictures of bread.

4. She's too busy staring into my soul to touch me.

5. Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day.

6. Tomorrow we bang
*Hang
*Hang
*Hang

7. Everyone wants a piece of me ;) especially this bug chasing me with a butcher knife.

8. What did gay clubs do before Trobbio.

9. Is there a sexuality term for only wants hatefucks?

10. I need your help immediately! I kinda sorta sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new katana.

11. When have you ever known me to go too far?

12. Congrats. You are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.

13. At some point you said you wanted to get laid so we had a moment of silence for your sex life.

14. Text her!